i love food...infact all of us chinese love food,find one that doesn't,and i'll beat the shit outta you =) we've been eating everyday since the day we were born,not only that,but we eat at least twice a day..haha,i hope you know where i'm leading too...well,imagine if we ate and ate and ate,but didn't let the waste out =) we'd all be as big as Michael Moore,or at least the size of his balls,rather big don't you think..neway,back to the subject,i'm talking bout shit here....i'm almost pretty damn sure that you've all seen shit before =) be it chicken shit,dog shit,cat shit,booger,perhaps even your own shit =),shit,i'm beating around the bush..i'm talking bout pure shit here...shit shit shit,we don't realise how important shit is in our lives,we do it nearly every day,and we say it nearly every hour,bout how much do we actually know about it???oh well,let me enlighten your burden and tell you..shit has been and will always be as old as the first living organism in the world...actually shit was here even before earth was created..when the big bang happened,our world was shit..it was actually part of the sun,but as the sun shitted,there came the other planets and moons,but i'm just talkin shit here..let me just get back to reality,ya,we've been shitting and when i mean we,i mean the WHOLE lot of us,i mean the cows,the birds,the president and even the dinosaurs..and do you know where shit comes?it comes from food..the food we put into our mouth,the lots that our body doesn't need,it then comes out as shit..and shit is fertilizer,so the cow shit and bullshit that comes out,we collect em,and stuff em into a bag a sell it of to farmers for $9.95 a kilo..they then throw them on their soil which eventually is used for growing those beautiful fresh vegetables that we eat =) ..but where does all our shit go to??we as in us humans,we shit into a toilet bowl,the toilet bowl then gets flushed,and it travels like a kid on a roller coaster down to shit haven...then there,together with all the other shits,it gets filltered and filltered until u can't see the shit no more,then they recycle whatever water taht came from the shit into..Singapore's drinking water,yay..!!we've got a nation now that drinks their own shit..but i'm just waining cause my country doesn't do that,my country however just flows it to the sea,where the fishes eats them shit,and we catch those fishes and we eat them..a longer proses,but just the same =) in fact,the fish taht you ate,probably was once a part of me =) lucky YOU..shit is so wonderfull that it even is considered..HOLY...i'm sure you've heard of people saying holy shit..yeah,that's what shit is to us...hmmmm..all this talking bout shit makes me wanna go let out some..anyway,i hope u respect your shit now...after a poop in the bathroom,give it a smile,and if you like probably even a salute,for those little buggers do smell quite bad,think of it for awhile,if i don't take a bath for a day,no one actually will be able to sniff me out,unles their like a cm away,but shit,before you can even see it,u smell it..so respect that liltle you,and then flush it down to it's haven so it can me your dad's or even aunt's..=)
